Vivekanantha Homoeo Clinic & Psychological Counselling Centre Welcomes You

Monday, May 9, 2011

Just for Fun



Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?


A. No time at all it is already built.

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Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?


A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.

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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?


A. Very large hands.

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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?


A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?


A. He sleeps at night.

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Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?


A: Because he is dead.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?


A: It becomes wet.

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Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?


A : Rain

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Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?


A : TOMORROW

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Q. What looks like half apple?


A : The other half.



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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?


A : Dinner.

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Q. What gets wet with drying?


A : A towel

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Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?


A : AGE.

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Q. What happened when wheel was invented?


A : It caused a revolution.
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Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?


A : Because it has its own scales.
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Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?


A : Because it is too tyred.

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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state


A : liquid



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Vivekanantha Homoeo Clinic & Psychological Counselling Center

Dr.Senthil Kumar’s Consultation Schedule

Chennai

Head Office

Wednesday to Saturday:- 10.00am to 1.00pm &

5.00pm to 8.30pm

Sunday: - 10.30am to 1.00pm

(Consultation by Appointment only)

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Please call: 09443054168,

Paramount Park

(Dr Plaza) - B Block,

B-12, Second Floor,

Velachery Main Road,

Direct Opposite to Saravana Stores,

Mega mart upstairs,

Near Vijaya nagar Bus Stand,

Velachery, Chennai 42,

Panruti

Branch Office

Monday(First & Third Monday of Every Month)

10.00am to 12.45pm &

05.30pm to 8.30pm

(Consultation by Appointment only)

For Appointment

Please call: 09443054168,

126, Chennai Salai,

(Near Raliway Gate, Direct Opposite to Lakshmi Villas Bank ATM), Panruti-607106,

Cuddalore District,

Tamil Nadu, India For

Pondicherry

Branch Office

Every Saturday:

11.00am to 02.00pm

(Consultation by Appointment only)

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NB:-

Ø We are taking only minimum number of patients per day.

Ø We are allotting 40 to 5o minutes for new patients & 15 to 20 minutes for follow-ups.

Ø So be there at time to avoid unwanted waiting

Ø we concentrate more to patient’s privacy, so we are allotting 40 to 50 minutes/client – “so be there at time”

Ø We treat Many Diseases, so no one can know for what problem you are taking the treatment – So feel free to talk with Doctor and visit the Clinic.

For Appointment

Please call: 09443054168, 09786901830

Please call the Doctor and explain your problems in short, then SMS your Name – Mobile Number - Problem in Single word - date and day - Place of appointment (Eg: Rajini - 99xxxxxxx0 – Psoriasis – 21st Oct Sunday - Chennai )

You will receive Appointment details through SMS

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